so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone
rocking around the T H E F I E R Y P I T S O F H E L L
SOOS ATE HIM OUT
OH MY SWEET SHIT HE DID DIDN’T HE
DEAD I DIED
This is the best thing on the whole internet
My face actually hurts from smiling so much…this is awesome.
oh my god yes
LOL. AGAIN. YES.
my cat died and then the grim reaper decided to clean the litterbox
how considerate of him
oh my fucking god
Fun game: you take a shot every time she says “bust,” your friend takes a shot every time she says “mom,” and you see which one of you dies first!