samandriel:

paradoximas:

so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone

rocking around the T H E  F I E R Y  P I T S  O F  H E L L

(Source: paradoxicorn)

imagiscary-jadey:

patrollin4boolin:

#OTP

jade i……….

SOOS ATE HIM OUT

OH MY SWEET SHIT HE DID DIDN’T HE

DEAD I DIED

(Source: rainbowpukegf)

nacholatkes:

aprilfoolromance:

elvishprincess:

keeponpretending6277:

tryandstopme-tryandsaveme:

dontbetardyfortheparty:

This is the best thing on the whole internet

My face actually hurts from smiling so much…this is awesome.

ALWAYS REBLOG

oh my god yes

LOL. AGAIN. YES.

kattdogg:

biococks:

wowgay:

my cat died and then the grim reaper decided to clean the litterbox

how considerate of him

oh my fucking god

textsfromdanville:

Fun game: you take a shot every time she says “bust,” your friend takes a shot every time she says “mom,” and you see which one of you dies first!

(Source: ruinedchildhood)