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 reimagined 18 minutes ago from kawaiisharkchan Originally Imagined by agentbutts

the-grand-high-blood:

petrichor-and-holy-water:

zooophagous:

holy shit cows are huge

And apparently very cuddly

I can verify cows are both and they lick like giant slobbery cats. 



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 reimagined 25 minutes ago from flamingzebra Originally Imagined by extranioser

the-hatred-machine:

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

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 reimagined 28 minutes ago from themaggiezine Originally Imagined by rouxx
papermagazine:

Pink Friday: How Nicki Minaj is Turning the Color into a Weapon
"Minaj wears pink to assert her femininity in male spaces. She wears it as armor and in solidarity with her girls, making it clear that she’s not out here for the boys. Her newest songs, “Anaconda” and “Lookin’ Ass” are decidedly dick-negative. Yes, she’ll twerk in a pink thong but she’ll also don a pink wig and cut bananas — and other phallic shaped fruit — with a vengeance.” 

papermagazine:

Pink Friday: How Nicki Minaj is Turning the Color into a Weapon

"Minaj wears pink to assert her femininity in male spaces. She wears it as armor and in solidarity with her girls, making it clear that she’s not out here for the boys. Her newest songs, “Anaconda” and “Lookin’ Ass” are decidedly dick-negative. Yes, she’ll twerk in a pink thong but she’ll also don a pink wig and cut bananas — and other phallic shaped fruit — with a vengeance.” 



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 reimagined 32 minutes ago from horse-stamp-hooligans Originally Imagined by papermagazine


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 reimagined 33 minutes ago from starfires-alien-implants Originally Imagined by sandandglass
lillynya:

i have this headcanon that vinyl is mute i thought of this after i saw her equestria girls short where she doesnt speak a word even at the sugarcube corner and no one seems bothered or find her impolite

lillynya:

i have this headcanon that vinyl is mute
i thought of this after i saw her equestria girls short where she doesnt speak a word even at the sugarcube corner and no one seems bothered or find her impolite



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 reimagined 34 minutes ago from horse-stamp-hooligans Originally Imagined by lillynya.deviantart.com

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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#did you mean: corie     .♡.  142916
 
 reimagined 37 minutes ago from markoftheoutsider Originally Imagined by proctalgia

timetoturnonthelight:

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

DUMB DUMB WANT GUM GUM



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 reimagined 40 minutes ago from markoftheoutsider Originally Imagined by bananagirlworld16
tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]



#YES PLEASE    #YES     .♡.  27219
 
 reimagined 41 minutes ago from themaggiezine Originally Imagined by tastefullyoffensive

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont



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 reimagined 46 minutes ago from atracaelum Originally Imagined by lizardmanlizardmanlizardman